when i talk about my future life as a celebrity and people go “if u become famous” haha aw that’s so cute no it’s “WHEN u become famous” get it right hoe
girlfights: “Don’t you dare touch me!” Yes white lady, those words are totally gonna prevent you from getting hit the face. lmfao hahashjaghjshakshahahah this is os funny i cant breathe
we might be the same color but i’m skinnier than u sooooo yeah bye
Anonymous asked: what happened to your boyf?
i really really really wish i had a nice butt
finocchio asked: you're like never on here anymore and your blog is still on point and better than most (◕‿◕✿) tumblr's full of a bunch of lames now
nidokingz: i dont……………understand this is so mE HHhahahahahh<!!!!!!
Anonymous asked: how old r u again? are u worried about your receding hair line? like what if u go bald before you're 25?
cloudnoise: -uses beauty as weapon-
people who say they’d rather be overweight than underweight lie so fucking much
I CAN’T BELIEVE I JUST WROTE THAT POST !!!
so i was watching revenge and victoria told emily on the phone to stop by her house the next day for tea cause she wanted to get to know her and emily went “ok bye” and hung up and i was really really annoyed cause WHAT TIME IS EMILY SUPPOSED TO BE THERE??? i mean they didn’t set a time so is she just supposed to pop up whenever she feels like it i mean she doesn’t even...
the gay world is so small like u literally see the same ugly muhfuckas tryna flirt with all the cute gay guys everywhere like the ugly gays be on tumblr twitter facebook instagram basically everywhere stalking all the cute gays just LEAVE US ALONE ok